but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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