nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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