Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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