that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I party with great urgency now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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