what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Are my feet made of real feet?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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