We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Mom said you looked used
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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