Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need moral support for this bender
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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