now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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