Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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