OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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