We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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