Swine flu. Run for my life!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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