Porn is love you can see.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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