Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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