your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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