the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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