I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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