Cold hands, warm shart.
Pappa wants mamma naked
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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