i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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