Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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