i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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