just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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