I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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