And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Of course I have a pirate flag
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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