your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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