Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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