Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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