your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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