Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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