PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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