Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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