I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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