I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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