Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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