I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Randomize