So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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