We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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