I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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