I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm bleeding and have questions
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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