Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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