she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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