i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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