id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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