I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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