just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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