Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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