the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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