He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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