she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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