My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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