Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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