last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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