Quick, to the slutcave!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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