Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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