This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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