Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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