It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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